"If you do not ask the right questions, you do not get the right answers. A question asked in the right way often points to its own answer. Asking questions is the A-B-C of diagnosis. Only the inquiring mind solves problems." Edward Hodnett

never going back again

cry baby

wisdom teeth

animated gif noir

ladies, he will DO your windows.

"I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there." - Henry Rollins

who will brush our hair when we're gone?

rainy day picture show

business meetings

its all red kale and rice and beans,
   the chilled green teas and the whiskeys,
could you pass that over here?
fffffffffffffffff----!!!!! -eelin' kinda friskies

college memoirs

oh stupendous RAPTURE

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potty potty potty parrr-tayyyy

also, I did some porn for my friends band (which they obviously didn't ask me to do, the shirt arrived today and I turned it into a tank top.)

yep, two whole photos of shirt porn. 

AS YOU/EVERYONE WERE/WAS.

wakkawakkadoodooYEOW

my roommate told me to update this. so, uhh.... 

Welcome to MS Paint Masterpiece theatre! Our selected piece toad-ay, is toady:

and the other day I turned into an evil panda bear with a drumstick ice cream cone

and once upon a time, I was a moose with a space ghost t-shirt on

and thats all for now folks! have a glorious day!