Wednesday, July 31, 2013

wisdom teeth

Saturday, July 20, 2013

animated gif noir

ladies, he will DO your windows.

"I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there." - Henry Rollins

Friday, July 19, 2013

who will brush our hair when we're gone?

Saturday, July 13, 2013

rainy day picture show

Friday, July 12, 2013

business meetings

its all red kale and rice and beans,
   the chilled green teas and the whiskeys,
could you pass that over here?
fffffffffffffffff----!!!!! -eelin' kinda friskies

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

college memoirs

oh stupendous RAPTURE

just would like to give a round of applause to a handful of people who, upon acting as if they either: knew SO much MORE than me, bitched me out for things they've now done tenfold (or hah, at the time were doing just as much as myself but had to have some bullshit superiority complex over me), or have long since shut me out of their lives, have found themselves in similar or shittier positions than what I've been in! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! you're THE FUCKING SAME, but you decided that your shit never stank, and mine did! LOLOLOL! Sucks that this makes me feel better. ..... eh, it sorta does.

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